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ED'S UP ON CREATURE CHAOS!

...STOP PRESS... Members of the public are warned to 'Run To The Hills' if they come across this mysterious beast which is currently marauding throughout the world!

Initial sightings placed the lithe creature in southern Wales where it managed to stow away on board a 747 airliner bound for Florida in the USA but it has also been spotted in Oklahoma and Las Vegas. More recently, additional sightings have been made in Mexico, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Chile and Argentina.

Watch this space for further eds up on the red-eyed creature's trail of thick, green mephitis mayhem as it traverses the globe, visiting all continents.